So I am going to CRUSH him in a best two-outa-three Rock Paper Scissors ( RoShambo) live on the xmas_webcam scheduled for 2130 MST Sunday, December 29th, 2002. Here is how it is going to work. I will LOCKOUT the xmas_webcam from anyone doing updates except for Myke's IP address around 2125MST. I.e. you will be able to view/update the webcam, but not change the lights; only Myke will be able to do this. Myke and I will call each other on the phone (sorry, no audio on the webcam), and we'll do a RoShamBo and I will make a Rock, Paper, or Scissors "throw" in front of the webcam (using a flashlight to illuminate it and myself). At the same time, Myke will make his Rock, Paper, or Scissors "throw" by toggling ONE set of lights - note that they are labeled as such.
I expect it to be over quickly ... and can you guess based
on what I have highlighted above what my first "throw" will be! ;-)
Myke toggles all the lights on - Alek ready to ROCK! | |
Alek: "Can you see my smiling face?" Myke: "Just barely ... and it is still ugly!" Alek: "Sorry the flashlight is weak - all the good batteries are in the kids' xmas toys" Myke: "Excuses, excuses ... but I can see enough to know what you will throw" Alek: "So, is Grasshopper ready for Master to throw that ROCK?" Myke: "Yea, right ... I'm not falling for that trick - lets RoShamBo!" |
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Alek: Rock - Myke: Scissors ... Alek WINS! | |
Alek: "Master did tell Grasshopper that he was going to throw a ROCK first!" Myke: "Damnit!!!" |
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Alek: Scissors - Myke: Rock ... Myke WINS! | |
Alek: "Ahhhh ... using my own ROCK against the Master ... Grasshopper learns fast ... but is disrepectful!" Myke: "Yeah right - I'm resetting the lights - you are going down bro!" |
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Alek: Paper - Myke: Paper ... TIE! | |
Alek: "Ahhhh ... Grasshopper thought the Master would use his rock ..." Myke: "Go ahead and throw that rock ... if you dare!" |
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Alek: Scissors - Myke: Paper ... DISPUTED TIE! | |
Alek: "Too bad Grasshopper, Master's scissors cuts your paper" Myke: "Whad'ya mean - there's nothing but static on the picture" Alek: "You turned the snowman's lights off (Zone #3) which is paper, and I cut it with my scissors" Myke: "I'm telling you, there is nothing but static on the my computer monitor" Alek: "I'm standing in front of the webcam with some VERY sharp scissors ..." Myke: "Well I can't tell that - the whole picture is messed up" Alek: "Ummmmm ... the webcam sometimes blitzes out - are you sure?" Myke: "Yes!" Alek: "You aren't pulling my leg - remember I can check the image logs later!" Myke: "YES Damnit!" Alek: "OK - I guess we have to call this a tie, since you can't see my scissors" Myke: "Considering you can see my paper throw, that's only fair" Alek: "OK - I guess I'll have to beat you again - Master will use his ROCK this time Grasshopper - prepare yourself!" Myke: "Go ahead and pull out that ROCK again!" Alek: "RoShamBo!!!!" |
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Alek: Rock - Myke: Scissors ... Alek WINS! | |
Alek: "Ouch Grasshopper ... that has gotta hurt!" Myke: "DAM ..." (CLICK) Alek: "HEY, wait a minute, don't hang up on me" Alek dials Myke's Phone Number ... |
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The Thrill of Rock-Paper-Scissors Victory! | |
Phone is ringing as I dial Myke's number Myke: "Hello" Alek: "HEY, you still online?" Myke: "What for?" Alek: "HEY, click on update webcam just ONE more time" Myke: "Do I have to?" Alek: "Master is standing in front of the Snowman with messages for Grasshopper" Myke: "OK, updating webcam ... let me look ... oh GREAT ... " (CLICK) Alek: "Have you lost your voice grasshopper?" |